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Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 9370 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mines Excavated: | 2347 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 21 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 1765 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!