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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 6943 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 39001 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!