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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6470 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 7 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!