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| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7777 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 22 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!
