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Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 6543 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 102 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.
we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.
oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.
so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!