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| Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 4266 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 48 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 22 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!
