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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 366 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 |
Runes Activated: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
– We have a secret underground cat mafia that controls the economy of the server. If you want to thrive, you better be on good terms with the feline overlords.
– Our spawn town is actually a giant litter box, but don’t worry, we’ve trained the creepers to stay away. Just watch out for the occasional hairball explosion.
– We have a yearly “Purr-lympics” event where players compete in cat-themed challenges like chasing laser pointers and knocking things off of shelves. The winner gets a lifetime supply of fish!
– Our admin team consists entirely of highly trained cats who communicate through meows and headbutts. They may seem aloof, but they have a paw-some sense of justice.
So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us on our server! Just remember, in this world, if you want to succeed, you better bring your A-game and your love for all things feline. No pussy, no work!