| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 5836 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 18 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 16 |
The server is at the beta testing stage! Feel like a tester!
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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 5643 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 36 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 12 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 25 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.
Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8339 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 244 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 35 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8180 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”
So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Emeralds Found: | 250 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.
So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 3897 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1920 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 3573 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 248 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 6099 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 37 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Votes: | 7127 | Farms Harvested: | 939 |
We got so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, your mind will be blown into a million tiny pieces and then put back together in a way that makes you question reality. It’s like Inception, but with blocks and creepers.
And the community on this server is lit AF! We’ve got players from all over the world, coming together to build epic structures, go on crazy adventures, and just have a good time. It’s like a virtual United Nations, but with more explosions and less politics.
So, what are you waiting for? Join the madness, join the mayhem, join the absolute chaos that is DUDEALCOHOL Minecraft server! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell.
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 2653 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 36 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, ridiculous building competitions where the only limit is your imagination, and secret quests that will take you to the depths of the Nether and beyond. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own blocky universe?
So ditch the boring job applications and come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, adventure, and maybe even a few explosions (we promise they’re all in good fun). Who needs a bachelor’s degree when you have a diamond pickaxe and a dream?
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 2643 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 274 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2100 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 8753 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5548 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 77 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7951 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 19 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 8130 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6191 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
| Mines Excavated: | 4182 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
| Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 4777 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 742 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 28 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 740 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 22 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
