| Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4643 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
The server is at the beta testing stage! Feel like a tester!
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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8101 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 14 | Void Gems Collected: | 12 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 345 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 257 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3713 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 11 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 4312 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 99 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 24 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 826 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 1170 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Server Name | SurvivalState Network |
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| Server Type | Minecraft Towny |
| Version | 1.21.1 |
| Features |
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Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.
SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.
Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.
You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4621 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 4063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Love Letters Sent: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 101/400 | Votes: | 7658 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 21 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 65 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Votes: | 6439 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 8954 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 193 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 12 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Crops Grown: | 4215 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Mines Excavated: | 2448 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2292 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Towns Built: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 49 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 7375 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 184 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 26 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6239 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 19 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2734 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 36 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 21 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 85 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 9037 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 364 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2967 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 35 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
