NetflixNopesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9081
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	885	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	46	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	7320
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magic Items Found:	2693
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Buildings Constructed:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	24

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2274
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	333	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Void Armor Forged:	17
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Votes:	428
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Players Killed by Monsters:	3037
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Animals Bred:	78	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4641	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Crops Grown:	9302	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	548
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Enchantments Applied:	54
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magic Items Found:	2443
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Votes:	4665
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	91/600	Votes:	5611
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	94
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Votes:	8935	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3