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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2094 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 8334 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to cause trouble. Plus, we have a secret underground society of villagers who trade rare items for emeralds – just don’t ask where they got them from.
But that’s not all! We also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just watch out for the exploding sheep – they’re more dangerous than they look!