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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7557 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Animals Bred: | 10 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Star Shards Collected: | 60 |
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!