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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 5531 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Potions Brewed: | 183 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 249 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!