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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 9270 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 261 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.
So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!