NephewBdayDrama-GoneWrong

aita, baseball game, Birthday, DISRESPECTFUL, family, family members, fat joke, financial strain, insult, mom, nephew, NephewBdayDramaGoneWrong, Pregnant, Quiet, Reprimand, self-conscious, sister, Special, themed cake, TICKETS, Wife

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of giggling boys in the backseat of a car? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question reality just like that zebra print skirt on Aunt ____.

Join us for insane adventures, like turning the car around and dropping off disrespectful players at their virtual houses. We don’t tolerate fat jokes or any kind of nonsense here – unless it’s in good fun, of course.

So come on over and experience the thrill of standing up for pregnant wives and zebra print skirts in a world where anything is possible. Who needs baseball games when you can have a virtual birthday party that’ll make your family question your sanity? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	60

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

[email protected].

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Gods Slained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Chimeras Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Alternative World

Survival

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Buildings Constructed:	27
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Void Armor Forged:	17
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Potions Brewed:	144
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Void Armor Forged:	15	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Emeralds Found:	4028	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8314
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Potions Brewed:	46
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Meteorites Collected:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	3
Towns Built:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36
Endless Night Skies:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1920	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!