Welcome to Neoxacraft.
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Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the F1 races where Nico Hülkenberg never scored a podium in 228 races!
Our server is so intense, it’s like Fernando Alonso’s 201 Grands Prix since his last win – you never know what’s going to happen next!
With standings crazier than a fantasy league run by Formula Autism, you’ll be on the edge of your seat as you navigate through our world.
Just like the 2024 WDC standings, our server is full of surprises – you never know who will come out on top!
So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up like PER in the WEC standings – soaring to new heights in the most insane Minecraft SMP around!
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get attacked by a gang of angry chickens wielding diamond swords. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own special way. And that’s just the beginning of the madness.
Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into confetti instead of destroying your hard work. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.
But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legendary treasure hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that there’s a stash of enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. OOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
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We’ve got a special “nutted over fire edition” that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t even get me started on our headset selection – it’s so good, you’ll swear you’re actually in the game.
Looking for some game recommendations? We’ve got you covered with our list of must-play games that will blow your mind. And if you’re into screenshots, check out our VRC Screenshots by World – they’ll make you question reality.
But that’s not all! We’ve got regularly hosted multiplayer games that will have you coming back for more. From EU Pavlov to NA Walkabout Minigolf, there’s something for everyone on our server.
And don’t even get me started on our upcoming events – the Christmas Party on December 14th is going to be wild, and Midnight Express on January 18th is going to be even crazier.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for a wild ride – you won’t regret it!
Ever wanted to see Hardy have a heart attack and cancel a tour? Or witness a climatic argument that never actually happened? Well, you’re in luck because on our server, anything is possible!
But that’s not all, we’ve got Laurel getting ghosted by Hardy negotiating with 20th Century Fox and even the wrong wife thrown into the mix. It’s absolute chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
So come on and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs reality when you can have pure fiction and hilarity at every turn? Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now!
Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, because our fearless admin team is there to save the day with their epic sword-fighting skills and magical powers. Together, you’ll fight off hordes of zombies, skeletons, and even the occasional creeper with nothing but your wits and a trusty diamond sword.
But the fun doesn’t stop there! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading. Want to get your hands on some rare enchanted gear? Just trade with the villagers and you’ll be decked out in no time.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League? That’s right, you can saddle up on your very own dragon and race against other players for glory and bragging rights. Just watch out for those pesky Endermen trying to sabotage your race!
So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! Build your own floating castle in the sky and defend it from hordes of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by a pack of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of karate. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of Bankai, which has the power to turn your enemies into harmless bunnies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep and lava-spewing chickens along the way. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of chicken warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Joining our server means you’ll have to navigate through their treacherous traps and challenges, all while trying to build your own empire and avoid getting pecked to death by a gang of angry chickens.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the llamas are in charge and the chickens are out for blood, then come join us and feel the envy of all your friends who are still stuck on those boring old servers. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get on the bad side of the llama overlords, that is).
SkyFreaks is a fun and unique Minecraft PVP server. Mine, Collect new items, Meet new friends, and conquer the server with your clan!
We currently have: Outposts, Fishing, Scrap Tinkering, Mining, Lootboxes, Clan Battles, Sky Mines, Sky Mining
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IP: play.skyfreaks.net / skyfreaks.minehut.gg Version: latest Discord: discord.skyfreaks.net Store: store.skyfreaks.net
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But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cats and dancing pandas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden hot spring where you can relax and chat with your favorite anime characters.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, most fantastical Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows and glitter, in which case, maybe sit this one out).
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about participating in our weekly “Build Battle” where the loser has to wear a pumpkin on their head for the entire next game day?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Temple” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by our mischievous admin.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you! Or how about the time when a group of flying pigs descended from the sky and challenged you to a game of parkour?
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Russian Bear Army, led by none other than a dancing bear named Boris. Join their ranks and conquer the virtual world with their unbeatable strength and hilarious dance moves.
So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a truly unforgettable experience? Come on in and see what all the hype is about – just be prepared for the unexpected!
