DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS
On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.
Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.
So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!
Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!
On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!
So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!
But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.
So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉
| Server Name | The Janitor’s Closet SMP |
|---|---|
| Server Type | WorldBuilding/Geopolitical |
| Version | 1.21 |
| Features | Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins |
Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server. |
| Are there special player-made events on the server? | Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more! |
| What plugins are available on the server? | Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements. |
| Is there a community Discord for the server? | Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news. |
Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.
So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!
On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?
But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!
So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!
Looking for a place where family dynamics are more complicated than redstone contraptions? Look no further! Our server is like a soap opera set in the pixelated world of Minecraft, where relationships are tested and alliances are constantly shifting.
Join now and witness the epic saga of a player (F44) who finds herself in a sticky situation involving babies, Christmas cards, and a SIL (F43) who’s more unpredictable than a charged creeper. Will she be able to navigate the treacherous waters of family drama, or will she be blown to bits like a poorly placed TNT block?
So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of virtual family feuds, baby photo scandals, and more twists than a maze in the Nether. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at your fingertips? Join now and let the chaos begin!
