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Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 12

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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