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DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 737
Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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