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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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