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Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 8 Alien Abductions: 1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Astral Projections Made: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 42 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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