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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 9041 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7940 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 30 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!