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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 4495 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!