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Players: | 108/400 | Votes: | 3659 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5475 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!