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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 983 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 17 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
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