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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 1996 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Farms Harvested: | 485 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
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