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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5723 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 22 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken that lays diamond eggs (yes, you read that right), or participate in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to build a giant toilet out of pink wool in under 10 minutes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Llama Mafia” who roam the land on their trusty llamas, demanding tribute in the form of rainbow-colored wool. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?
So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and join our server for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life! And don’t forget to post a pic of your neighborhood – we need to make sure you’re not secretly a llama spy in disguise!
