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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 6318 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.