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Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 1792 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 430548 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Epic Quests Completed: | 14 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 3069 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.