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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 2374 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 41 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.