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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 8594 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 33 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 407 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5864 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.