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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 9517 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 95 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 13 |
Votes: | 1486 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.