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Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5096 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Farms Harvested: | 559 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
New Chunks Explored: | 946830 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
And get this, our server is like, super exclusive, only the coolest people get to join. If you’re not cool enough, you’ll get turned into a potato. yeah, a freakin’ potato. But don’t worry, we have a potato farm where all the uncool people hang out and have potato parties.
Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted? Like, for real. There’s a ghost that haunts the mines and if you see it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond sword. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be haunting the mines too.
So, like, if you wanna be a wizard, hang out with potatoes, and challenge ghosts to dance-offs, then you gotta join our server. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, dude.