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| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 3152 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 14 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we have the craziest adventures ever. one time, we found a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and creepers riding pigs. it was wild, bro.
also, like, we have this super rare item called the “unicorn horn” that lets you fly around the server and shoot rainbow lasers at other players. it’s, like, totally OP, dude.
oh, and, like, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so majestic, man. you gotta see it to believe it.
so, like, come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and totally rad adventures ever. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.
