Nautilus | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	6848	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Players Killed by Monsters:	3387	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ColorfulCraft: Where all shades are welcome, even the ‘Blacks in a western euro centered colorism society’!

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Are you tired of living in a world where your skin color determines your worth? Do you feel like you’re constantly battling against the oppressive forces of colorism in society? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all shades of melanin with open arms!

Join us as we overthrow the oppressive forces of euro-centric colorism and embrace our beautiful dark skin. Build your own virtual world where everyone is equal, regardless of skin color. Take down Uncle Toms, whites, and pick-me model minorities in epic battles for justice and equality.

So if you’re ready to break free from the chains of society’s expectations and embrace your true self, join our server today. Let’s create a world where black is beautiful and everyone is welcome!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	651	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Wait-a-While Server: Where Patience is a Virtue…and Also a Requirement!

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Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll be too busy counting all the diamonds you’ll find to even think about sleep! Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and the pigs can fly (literally, we have pigs with wings, it’s a whole thing).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington, who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs from any would-be thieves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground llama racing circuit that only the bravest players dare to enter.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s anything but sheep-counting boring, come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen (seriously, we once had a zombie apocalypse that was actually just a flash mob gone wrong). See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Potions Brewed:	94	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Crafty McCraftface: Where building dreams come true… or get blown up by creepers! LOL

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Godjak himself is a player! Join us for a chance to prove your worthiness to enter the Heaven Gates by showing off your skills in building and surviving in our wacky world.

But beware, if you participated in the heat of psyopped bullying of Indians in 2024, you may have some explaining to do to Godjak himself. Will you be able to clear your name and gain access to the ultimate Minecraft paradise?

With epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you, this server is the place to be for a truly unique Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	110
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

FoolCraft: Where even the noobs can feel like pros! ‘Fools fools how hard you have fought’ – Join the madness now!

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Are you tired of being a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, for on our server, you can become the ultimate Minecraft master in just one day! We have secret potions that will turn you into a diamond-clad warrior with the strength of a thousand creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who will challenge you to a dance-off for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade you enchanted items for a mere block of dirt.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the hero you were always meant to be! Just be careful of the sneaky players who like to prank unsuspecting newbies with exploding sheep…yes, exploding sheep.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Potions Brewed:	186
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Emeralds Found:	4935
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	167

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Rixmongo’s Blocky Adventures: Where Halmstad’s Biggest Boss Rules the Minecraft World!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the coffee is free and flowing like a river of caffeinated goodness! Our manager, who is basically the king of coffee in Halmstad, has been charging for coffee on the construction site for way too long. But fear not, on our server, you can drink as much coffee as your heart desires without breaking the bank.

We’ve heard horror stories of thermoses being labeled as “security risks” and people being banned from carrying their precious coffee around. But here, you can sip on your favorite brew while building the craziest structures in the Minecraft universe.

Join us for the wildest coffee-fueled adventures, where you can mine, craft, and sip on java to your heart’s content. Who needs a subscription when you have unlimited coffee and varmkorv Fridays? So come on over and let’s caffeinate our way to victory!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Vtubing LOLcraft: Where Laughter is the Best Block in Town!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all things hilarious and wacky! Join us if you want to experience the best laugh in vtubing while playing Minecraft like never before.

Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and are determined to make your gaming experience as absurd as possible. From exploding chickens to dancing creepers, you never know what kind of madness awaits you around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive Ender Dragon breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Potions Brewed:	174	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Crafty Fibs: Where lying is just a game, not a life goal! Join now for epic adventures and hilarious deceit!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a pathological liar is not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of deceit, deception, and hilarious consequences.

Ever wanted to test out all your dialogue choices in real life? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Convince your friends you’re a secret agent, a millionaire, or even a unicorn trainer – the possibilities are endless.

But be warned, things can get pretty crazy when everyone is spinning wild tales. One time, a player convinced the entire server they were actually a talking cat from outer space. Needless to say, chaos ensued.

So if you’re ready to let your imagination run wild and see just how far you can stretch the truth, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the master of deception in no time!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Blocky Banter: Where Creeper’s Roasting is Off Limits! #MinecraftMadness

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as this guy’s racist rant? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to blow up! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on a block of TNT. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously insane adventures!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Runes Activated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	389
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

FrostyFails – The Iceberg of Epic Fails #404

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server, “Gradient of Souls,” is here to blow your mind!

Join us for the most epic 1.7 update that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake in excitement. Our ASMR preview will have you feeling tingles like never before as you explore the depths of our virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our current events will have you battling bosses, exploring battle stages, and diving into the mysterious “Gradient of Souls” in version 1.7. And don’t even get us started on our upcoming banners – you won’t believe the insane weapons and characters you can unlock.

And if you’re worried about resources, don’t fret! Check out our /snowg/ Resource Pastebin for all the tips and tricks you need to dominate the game. Plus, fill out our Friends Form to connect with other players who are just as obsessed with this server as you are.

So what are you waiting for? Download our server from the main site, Epic Games Store, or Steam and get ready for the Minecraft experience of a lifetime. Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6202	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	173
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Pixelated Love: Hot Crazy Matrix Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most epic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure chests hidden all over the map filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a magical land where unicorns roam free!

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows, you might even become the king of the server and have all the other players bowing down to you. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Blocky Bullshit Bonanza

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, strap in because this server is about to take you on a wild ride! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers go to party.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Unicorn Sheep, whose wool is made of rainbows and sparkles.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see what other wacky surprises await you. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything is possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
New Chunks Explored:	194188	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SaudiCraft: Where even creepers are jeety!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Join our server and find out why Saudis look so jeety! We’ve got camels riding pigs, flying carpets instead of horses, and even a secret underground cave filled with gold and diamonds (guarded by a friendly genie, of course). So come on down and see for yourself – you won’t believe your eyes!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	95
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Mines Excavated:	4853
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15