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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 4346 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Gods Slained: | 0 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 24 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
FEEL DA GRASS BETWEEN UR TOES, SMELL DA VIRTUAL FLOWERS, HEAR DA CREEPERS SNEAKIN UP ON U. IT BE LIKE A NATIONAL PARK BUT WITH MORE DIAMONDS.
STUDIES SHOW PLAYIN ON DIS SERVER MAKES U FEEL LIKE U IN A REAL FOREST. U CAN EVEN TASTE DA PIXELATED BERRIES IF U TRY HARD ENOUGH.
SO COME JOIN US AND GET UR NATURE FIX WITHOUT LEAVIN DA HOUSE. PLUS, WE GOT COOL BUILDINGS AND MINI-GAMES. WOOHOO!