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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 9619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Farms Harvested: | 474 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
so, like, jens stoltenberg, you know, that ex nato dude, well he just went and became norway’s new financial minister. like, what even is that? dude went from talking bout wars to talking bout money. maybe he’s gonna make it rain with all that nato cash, who knows. but anyway, come join our minecraft server, where we have jens stoltenberg as our honorary financial advisor. maybe he’ll teach us how to make some sick diamond deals or something. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emeralds. and rumor has it, herobrine himself makes guest appearances every full moon. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yo!
