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| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4086 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
