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| Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2329 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? we got like, a record number of players joining every day, it’s gonna be like, a party up in here! plus, we got like, NATO allies joining us, they’re all like, “we gotta hit that defense spending target, yo!” and we’re all like, “yeah, let’s do it for Ukraine, man!” it’s gonna be epic, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever! we promise, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun, then maybe you will regret it, but who hates fun, right? so come on, join us and let’s kick some blocky butt together!
