so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ores Mined: 910 Void Armor Forged: 29
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Mythical Quests Completed: 40 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Zombie Dances: 10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Squidcraft

    Squidcraft
    Squidcraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 26 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 13

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Insaneprison OP prison

    Insaneprison OP prison

    An op prison server with plots, and factions and A-z ranks! Come join today, best OP prison server! Insanity-MC has one of the fastest growing op prison servers out there! We thrive for the best!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Ores Mined: 2536 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Insomniagames

    Insomniagames

    Website: https://binaryservers.enjin.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cozy Campfires Lit: 20
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde RPG Zombie Survival

    Horde is a Zombie Survival server like no other.

    Fight hordes of the undead with your friends. That’s right, Horde is a totally team-based zombie survival game. Strategize, coordinate and fight together with your friends or with the hundreds of players on the server to survive! Rank up, get better gear, and become a master zombie slayer!

    Fight zombies in beautifully created post-apocalyptic structures, graveyards, mystical skylands, and even in space!

    Horde is a totally unique zombie survival server that focuses on providing fun and re-playable zombie-hacking action. Survive as long as you can, scavenge for supplies, upgrade your gear, and gather XP, all on one of several carefully balanced survival maps. Level up, unlock new classes and kill enough zombies to get on the leaderboards and win events!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    InfiniteMC Factions Raiding 1.7.2

    ☆Your journey begins here☆

    Welcome all Hardcore players! InfiniteMC is the server for you. We are a hardcore pvp/raid/greif server. Always 24/7, Lag free, and 60 slots.

    ★Features★

    ✔Teams ✔CombatTag [Prevents players from combat logging]

    ✔Shops

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • McGroove Hunger Games

    McGroove Hunger Games

    Welcome to McGrooveHG! We are a Branch of the SemiVanilla server McGroove! We are a New Hunger Games server (but experienced server owners) and are rapidly expanding our HG server! We currently have 6 Different arena builds to play on, all of which are Awesome. Battle on the Broken ruins of a town to the Lord of the Rings town Minas Tirith!

    We are currently running 1.6.2 and are up to date on all of our plugins. No lag! Who wants to play with lag, anyway? 75 Slots! (and expanding as soon as it nears being full)

    Lots of awesome stuff, come check us out! the IP is Hg.McGroove.net:25565

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • DexlFactions

    DexlFactions

    Join Right Now!!!!! 24/7 198.154.112.167:25566 It got factions

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • touchedcraft

    touchedcraft

    ♦ Infected ♦ MobArena ♦ 1vs1 ♦ TDM ♦ Course ♦ TheWalls ♦ Creative ♦ Mini-Games ♦ Ranks ♦ TeamSpeak3 ♦ ts.touchedcraft.fr

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 7 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Enchantments Applied: 92

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • CrimsonSkylands

    CrimsonSkylands

    Looking for a server that is so unique, it is like no other? Build your very own airship and explore the vast skylands, alone or with friends. Build your reputation with a big ship and strike fear into your enemies. Team up with friends or join a powerful faction. Be a fearless rogue, lurking in the depths of the void, Or a majestic and powerful faction leader. Fight in intense battles for control over floating islands and ships. The skylands is out there… waiting for you to leave your mark. Fully custom airships, that you build entirely Factions Economy Experienced staff team Zero-tolerance for hacked clients

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 8

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • GCW Survival Server

    GCW Survival Server

    A small friendly server all about survival. Very friendly people and friends. Have multiple mini games including King of the Ladder, PVP arena and a Parkour Park, plus much more. Come on by if you are looking for a small minecraft server to call home.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Ores Mined: 5426
    Buildings Constructed: 14 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • InsaneMc

    InsaneMc

    Website: InsaneMc.com Ip: Play.Insane-Mc.com

    [Cracked server] Open 24h

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 New Chunks Explored: 98963
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 174 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5 Meteorites Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP =Factions= =Buk

    Havoc PvP where legends our born! Join now to become the best, fight with friends or fight alone factions allows you to take on other players in epic ways! Raid other players then blow there place to pieces! ‘One of the best pvp servers I have ever played’ -Notch Sharpen your swords and tighten your bows and join now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ViperSplit

    ViperSplit

    Hey guys join this server please

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 New Chunks Explored: 470325
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftPimp

    CraftPimp

    Brand new COD and Mini-Games servers!! 7/31/2014 UPDATE: Factions, Skyblock and Creative have all been reset! 5/5/2014 UPDATE: DWARVES VS ZOMBIES ADDED 2-7-2014 UPDATE: SKYBLOCK SERVER ADDED 1-18-2014 UPDATE: KIT PVP SERVER ADDED 1-1-2014 UPDATE: BRAND NEW MAP 12/5/2013 GUNS ADDED 11/19/2013! We also have the #1 SkyWars server in the world with more than 100 maps! We have Creative with 100X 100 plots, disguises, pets, marriage, chairs!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8832

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Realm Adventures

    Realm Adventures

    3 survival worlds redstone creative world creative world skyblock and more testing right now but with some help this server can improve alot

    hosted by McUsername Sissubaby posted by head admin Paintsplatters

    admins will be on to promote at 10-noon central time monday

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 18
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Farms Harvested: 986
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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