Are you tired of boring old Naruto and his ninja shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the clutches of ninjutsu! Join us and experience a world where Naruto is banned and replaced with llamas as the ultimate warriors.

Picture this: instead of Rasengan, you can summon llamas to spit on your enemies. Forget about Sasuke and his emo drama, our server has a llama king who rules with a fluffy fist. And don’t even get us started on the forbidden llama scrolls that hold unimaginable power.

So why go back to Naruto when you can join our llama-filled Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Trust us, once you go llama, you’ll never go back!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 31
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC²: Where Anarchy Wears Semi-pants and Roleplay is Semi-serious

    WanMC² Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla Semi-Anarchy with Roleplay
    Features Master redstone, roleplay, PvP
    Community Friendly and welcoming

    Join us now! https://discord.gg/S5BHAaKXzT

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

    A: The server runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: While it is a semi-anarchy server, we do have some basic rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be shared upon joining the server.

    Q: Can I use mods on the server?

    A: Some mods are allowed, but it is recommended to check with the server admins before using any mods to avoid any issues.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

    A: As it is a semi-anarchy server, some level of griefing is allowed, but excessive griefing may result in consequences. It is best to respect other players’ builds and creations.

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Simply click on the Discord invitation link provided above and follow the instructions to join the server.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7234 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server

    The Kosher Craze Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos and join a tribe of misfits? Look no further! Our server is perfect for those who want to let loose and explore their darker side.

    Join us as we embark on wild adventures and create mayhem in the virtual world. Our tribe may have sinned greatly, but that just adds to the excitement! Plus, we have a strict “no kikes allowed” policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll be surrounded by like-minded individuals.

    But don’t worry, we also have a soft side. Good Jews like us (who are very few, apparently) are welcome to join as long as they convert or start larping as a different ethnic group. I mean, who wouldn’t want to be a Polish warrior in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on, join us and help us wipe Israel off the face of the earth in the most epic virtual battle ever seen. It’s all in good fun, right? Right?!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart

    Crafty LINK SMP – BTC Chart
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to take something from the chest, it would explode into a shower of glitter and rainbows! It was like a fabulous explosion of wealth and happiness! So if you want to experience the thrill of exploding loot chests and join in on the madness, come join us on our Minecraft SMP today! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MomCare Minecraft Server

    MomCare Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build with next!

    Join us and escape from the chaos of blended families and financial burdens. Our server is a safe haven where you can focus on building your dream world without worrying about taking out loans with your businesses as collateral.

    Plus, with our virtual savings account feature, you can start saving up for any potential future expenses in the game. Who knew Minecraft could teach you financial responsibility?

    So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and let the crafting therapy begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • BirthBlockerz – 18F

    BirthBlockerz – 18F
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure! Join us and leave behind the struggles of being the fourth child in a broke family, where arguments and fights are a daily occurrence.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about college fees or financial stress. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and battle fierce mobs to your heart’s content.

    Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can join our server and become the master of your own destiny? Leave the tears behind and let’s create some epic memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mines Excavated: 3450
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 99 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 75
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRoutines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to pick up some truly wild habits! Join us and you’ll find yourself collecting pink sheep as pets, building houses out of nothing but diamond blocks, and even starting a llama racing league. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (and your real-life habits will never be the same)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CrushCraftVIP

    CrushCraftVIP
    Remember that feeling you had when you first laid eyes on your celebrity crush? Well, imagine that feeling but amplified by 1000 when you join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a celebrity crush come to life, with epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you around every corner. Plus, rumor has it that your celebrity crush might even make a guest appearance in-game! So come join us and get ready to fall in love all over again, this time with our amazing Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 6 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 74
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • UgandanRejectsCraft

    UgandanRejectsCraft
    lol dis server is like dat time da Netherlands was like “nah u can’t stay here” to dem African asylum seekers and Uganda was like “yo come thru we got u” so now dis server is like da Uganda of Minecraft servers, we welcome errybody no matter where u from. u can build ur own lil asylum in dis server and we won’t kick u out, unless u start griefing den u outta here faster dan u can say “asylum seeker”. join dis server for a wild ride, we promise u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Mickey Mouse Craft Land

    Mickey Mouse Craft Land
    Lol come join dis epic Minecraft server where mickey mouse runs da show! If Disney goes kaput, we got u covered with our Mickey Mouse operation! Our mods are actually trained mice who build epic rollercoasters and castles with their tiny paws. Plus, our PvP battles are like watching a cartoon come to life – literally! So hop on board this crazy train and let’s make some magical memories together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 23 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Magic Items Found: 3731 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Air Quality Craft

    Air Quality Craft
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where the air quality is so fresh and clean, you’ll feel like you’re actually breathing in real life! our climate policies are so lit, they’ve made the air quality improve by like a bazillion percent.

    imagine mining for diamonds and not having to worry about inhaling toxic fumes! or building a giant castle without coughing up a lung! on our server, you can do all that and more, thanks to our magical air quality that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine.

    so come join us and experience the freshest air in all of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate clean air and fun, then maybe you will regret it. but who hates clean air and fun? not us, that’s for sure!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Crops Grown: 8270 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 23 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Anarchy Unfiltered

    Anarchy Unfiltered

    Welcome to Anarchy Unfiltered: A raw, no-rules, no-plugins Minecraft experience where chaos reigns. No limits, no safety, pure survival. Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge in a world where anything goes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Dimension Hops: 0 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • forteuropa

    forteuropa

    FortEuropa is a survival Minecraft server created by FortEuropa. Main goal is to build a friendly community where everyone can have fun. you are all welcome to play. Server is well protected

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Phoenix Feathers Found: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Emeralds Found: 3275 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 440
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

    Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

    Forget logging in from Facebook or Google, bind your account to a Sunborn ID and enter a world like no other. Our server is filled with wild characters, hilarious quests, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    From battling giant spiders to exploring hidden dungeons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And with events like the New Year Gale and Halloween 2024, you’ll always have something new to look forward to.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates along the way. See you in the game, if you dare!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Why are all TV shows about violence? – Minecraft SMP

    Why  are  all  TV  shows  about  violence?  –  Minecraft  SMP
    Tired of watching TV shows about violence? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only violence you’ll see is when someone accidentally punches a chicken instead of feeding it seeds! Our server is a peaceful paradise where the biggest drama is deciding who gets the last slice of virtual cake. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and ridiculousness. Who needs TV when you can have this much entertainment in Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Star Shards Collected: 228
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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