Are you tired of dealing with narcissistic players on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is run by a group of self-absorbed llamas who only care about themselves! Join us for a wild ride of drama, ego trips, and llama shenanigans. Who needs human drama when you can have llama drama? Come join us and experience the most narcissistic Minecraft server out there!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Farms Harvested: 787
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 10
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Moat Minecraft Server

    The Moat Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the history of blocky worlds! This server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJ and skeletons breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. It’s the place to be if you want to show off your sick dance moves while avoiding exploding mobs.

    2. We have a floating island made entirely out of diamond blocks that rains down golden apples every hour. It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player who wants to be showered in riches while snacking on delicious apples.

    3. The Nether on our server is actually a tropical paradise with lava water slides and zombie pigmen serving up fruity drinks with tiny umbrellas. Who knew the fiery depths of hell could be so relaxing and fun?

    4. Our community is filled with legendary players who have defeated the Wither boss with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. If you want to learn from the best and become a Minecraft master, this is the place to be.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the MOAT (middest of all time) for yourself! Just be prepared for some seriously wacky adventures and unexpected surprises around every corner.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1505
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP

    Financially Illiterate Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in a dirt hut because your parents never taught you about money? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we teach you the value of diamonds and the power of a good trade deal.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a dream. Through our wacky economy system and epic minigames, they rose to become the richest player on the server, building a mansion made entirely out of emerald blocks.

    So if you want to go from rags to riches and show your parents that you can handle your own finances, join our server now! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll be the one giving financial advice to your family.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 45 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • SMP: AFKmininglol

    SMP: AFKmininglol
    Are you sitting at home twiddling your thumbs, wishing you were part of an epic Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the creepers break out into dance battles? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your wacky and wild Minecraft adventures!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are as crazy as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high. We’ve got secret underground lairs filled with diamond-studded llamas, enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes, and a Nether portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese (yes, even the zombies).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a feathered ruler who wears a crown made of golden eggs and commands an army of warrior chickens armed with diamond swords. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Ender Dragon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • CraftyManJoy

    CraftyManJoy
    Are you tired of trying to keep your man happy in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you have to do is build him a virtual castle and he’ll be over the moon! Our server is filled with magical potions that make your man never want to leave your side, virtual diamonds that will make him propose in no time, and even a secret love potion that will make him worship the ground you walk on. Join now and say goodbye to all your relationship problems, because on our server, keeping your man happy is as easy as placing a block!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 523169 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69

    SkyCraft: NasrallahSlayer69
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can build ur dream house, fight dragons, and ride unicorns all day long! this server is so lit, even the creepers are throwing a party!

    join us and u’ll get to meet our resident minecraft wizard who can turn ur dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of his wand! and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco cave where the zombies like to bust a move!

    we also have a petting zoo filled with baby creepers and ender dragons that u can cuddle with! and if u’re feeling adventurous, u can go on a quest to find the legendary golden pickaxe of doom that shoots fireballs!

    so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe! trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Neoproterozoic Life Survivors

    Neoproterozoic Life Survivors
    LOL U WANNA KNOW WHERE ALL DA AMOEBAS AND PLANTS AND ANIMALS CAME FROM? JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN SEE FOR URSELF! WE GOT AMOEBAS DOIN’ THE MACARENA, PLANTS DROPPIN’ BEATS, AND ANIMALS DOIN’ BACKFLIPS!

    DIS SERVER BE LIKE A TIME MACHINE TO 800 MILLION YEARS AGO, WHEN EVERYTHING WAS WILD AND WACKY! WE SURVIVED TWO GLACIATIONS, SO U KNOW WE TOUGH AS NAILS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF DA CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! #YOLO #MINECRAFTMADNESS

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 60
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 5

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns

    Make-AVAlon Great Again: Online For 9 Years of Square Bosses & Custom Slime Towns
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    Avalon Minecraft Server

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    Server IP: defend.avalon.today

    Avalon is Under Attack!

    You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. Join a kingdom or create your own, uncover secrets, and conquer the Great Evil.

    Avalon is an mmoRPG combining elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline with 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, experience a unique gameplay experience.

    Features:

    Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman
    NPC-based Questing
    Keep Inventory enabled
    Custom Skills and Magic Spells
    Custom Armor & Weapons
    Co-operative Towny environment
    Silk Touch Spawners
    Crates, Voting, Banking
    Pets – Capture mobs/animals, and level them up

    Server Rules:

    • No griefing or stealing
    • No scamming
    • Be respectful
    • Be ethical
    • Use common sense

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question: How do I join a kingdom on Avalon?

    Answer: You can join a kingdom by interacting with the Kingdom NPCs in Avalon or by creating your own kingdom and inviting others to join.

    Question: Are there daily loot drops on the server?

    Answer: Yes, there are daily loot drops from the 14 final bosses on Avalon.

    Question: Can I play as a lone wolf or do I have to join a Town?

    Answer: You can choose to play as a lone wolf, join an existing Town, or create your own Town on Avalon.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 4618
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Mythical Swords Crafted: 80
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server

    Yellow Pigs Minecraft Server
    Welcome to a Minecraft server where the grass is always greener on the other side, but sometimes it’s yellow! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that deep within our server’s mines, there lies a block of cheese so delicious that even the creepers can’t resist it. Players have been known to risk life and limb just to get a taste of that cheesy goodness.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive rainbow sheep, whose wool changes color every time it eats a different flower. It’s like a living, breathing tie-dye factory!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a giant disco party, complete with glowsticks and funky music. It’s a rave like no other, and you won’t want to miss it!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the grass is sometimes yellow and the adventures are always wild. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to next!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 10
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP

    Race Car VHS Reminder Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who didn’t have a race car VHS reminder. Can you believe it? Yeah, neither can we. But on our server, we have race car VHS reminders galore! You’ll never forget to watch your favorite race car movies again.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. From flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critter you’ll stumble upon next.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our legendary treasure hunts. Rumor has it that there’s a secret stash of diamonds hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the treasure for yourself?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest adventure of your gaming life. Just make sure you don’t forget your race car VHS reminder!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 20 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 488
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server

    VacayGoneWrong Minecraft Server
    🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adventurous as planning a last-minute vacation? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises and unexpected twists! 🌟🤣

    🔥 Imagine a world where every block you break leads to a new adventure, just like trying to plan the perfect getaway for your significant other! 🔥

    🚀 Our server is so epic, it’ll make you feel like you’re soaring through the skies on a spontaneous vacation! 🚀

    💔 And if you’ve ever felt the sting of rejection when your plans get shot down, you’ll fit right in with our community of players who know the struggle all too well! 💔

    Join now for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a disagreement over vacation plans! 😉✨

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • PhoneFlipperPro

    PhoneFlipperPro
    Looking for a Minecraft server that sticks to its word like I stick to not taking back those used phones? Look no further! Join our server for the most epic adventures and drama-filled transactions. Just like that guy trying to return those phones, you’ll be blown away by the excitement and thrill of our server. Who needs a 30-day return policy when you can have endless fun and chaos on our server? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 119
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Magic Items Found: 8255

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!

    CoincidenceCraft SMP – Weird & Wacky!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place in the blocky universe! Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre coincidences that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering to trade you emeralds for your precious gems. Or how about the time when a group of chickens started a synchronized swimming routine in a lava pool? And let’s not forget the time when a wandering trader showed up with a llama caravan carrying nothing but stacks of enchanted golden carrots.

    If you want to be a part of a server where the unexpected is the norm and where chaos reigns supreme, then join us now! Who knows what kind of wacky coincidences you’ll encounter next? It’s like playing Minecraft on a rollercoaster, but with more llamas and less safety regulations. So come on, dive into the madness and join our SMP today!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 4962

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • AnnoyingEarwormCraft

    AnnoyingEarwormCraft
    Remember that one time you couldn’t stop singing “Baby Shark” and now it’s permanently stuck in your head? Well, imagine if that annoying song was actually the entrance theme to the most epic Minecraft server in existence!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being serenaded by the dulcet tones of “Baby Shark” on repeat. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves.

    If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any pesky griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game.

    So come on over and join us on the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just be prepared to have “Baby Shark” stuck in your head for eternity – but hey, it’s a small price to pay for all the fun and chaos that awaits you!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Crystal Wands Charged: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CreeperCarnageFunLand

    CreeperCarnageFunLand
    Yo, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server? Let me tell you, it’s like explosions going off in Dahiyeh, man! Israel be striking Beirut and you can hear them secondary explosions, just like the TNT in our server! It’s lit, fam! Join now to experience the thrill of surviving in a world full of chaos and destruction. Build your own bunker to protect yourself from the madness or team up with other players to conquer the wasteland. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let the mayhem begin!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 45
    Endless Legions Commanded: 21 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat

    Cool Cat Perfect Cat Bizarre Cat
    So, like, imagine if you had, like, a million cats on this, like, totally epic Minecraft server. It’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. You can, like, build a whole cat kingdom and rule over all the other players with your feline army. And, like, if you collect enough cats, you unlock super secret powers that let you shoot laser beams out of their eyes. It’s, like, totally wild, dude. So, like, come join this server and be the ultimate cat overlord. Meow.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Magic Items Found: 5860

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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