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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 5702 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
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