Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 787287 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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