Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can customize your character to look like a nappy haired nigger (whatever that means)!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of random objects, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a group of mischievous llamas. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
New Chunks Explored: 896884 Astral Projections Made: 1
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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