Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ores Mined:	964
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	979604
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	114
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Void Gems Collected:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Animals Bred:	100
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	4283
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Potions Brewed:	114
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Towns Built:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Zombie Dances:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Animals Bred:	43	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	278

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Towns Built:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4709

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.