Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Falling into the Void:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Farms Harvested:	869	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Emeralds Found:	6194	Alien Abductions:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1518	Mines Excavated:	3334

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2408	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1019	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	6617	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Farms Harvested:	877	Love Letters Sent:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Towns Built:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Farms Harvested:	337	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	222	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Emeralds Found:	9084	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.