Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ChillSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to the ChillSMP. Our server has the friendliest community on blockgame, hands down. We’re an Survival server running on 1.20 with new world generation. The latest version of Minecraft.[+] Grief Protection [+] Player Ran Economy [+] Need Staff [+] Free Ranks [+] Custom Items [+] Semi Vanilla And so so much more.If connecting on Bedrock Edition, or any version of the game that isn’t java follow these instructions.USE THE IP: org.chillsmp.org PORT: 19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ores Mined:	5877	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Crops Grown:	4991
Villages Defended:	14	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Dimension Hops:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Towns Built:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.