Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	185
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Villages Defended:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Passages Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	26
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	16	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	313	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.