Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Arai Craft

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Arai Craft one of the few Cracked Dragon Block servers! The main goal of the server is to progress through the custom saga and get stronger. To help you achieve this goal you can play Parallel quests, Boss fights, Daily missions and train with Mentors. All PVE battles are heavily scripted so you will get a DBC experience like no other! Other then training a great vocal point of the server is the survival world where you can make factions, make money and raid people. Battling it out with other people over loot in DBC combat is one of the most fun parts of the server that will surely be exiting and enjoyable.Technic Download: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/arai-craft.1696794

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Island Memories

Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Island Memories is a survival server where you can build your own kingdom claims and explore an expanding open-world RPG map. We have about 1000+ custom furniture and 250+ custom blocks scattered around the world. Find secret traders and unlock over 100+ weapon skills, mounts and pets by doing quests.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	290	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dungeons Dragons and Space Shuttles

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: ddss.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Utopiverse Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to Utopiverse Network!Stay connected: Before you embark into the wide world of Utopiverse Network, here’s how you can stay connected: • IP: play.utopiverse.net • Website: www.utopiverse.net • Twitter: twitter.com/UtopiverseN • Discord: discord.utopiverse.netWho are we? We are an extensive Minecraft network that offers players a unique gameplay experience. So far, we feature Survival, a customized game mode that our players can fight, survive, and thrive in. We also embody an exceptional staff team who are reliable and understanding. We like to commemorate ourselves for always being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out!The team. Hello from the staff team! Utopiverse Network embodies an exceptional staff team who enjoy the server as much as their players. A staff team that enjoys their servers as much as you do, allows for a more cohesive gameplay all around. Also, we like to commemorate ourselves for being available, so if you have any questions, please feel free to reach out! We will get back to you as soon as we can!Want to get more involved? We provide our players with many ways to stay active, or to get more active. Maybe you want to Partner with Utopiverse, or you enjoy our features as much as we do, so you care to Invest. If partnering and/or investing is not your thing, becoming apart of the staff team can be very beneficial as well! Our Management Team trains our staff members to be current with Minecraft methods and techniques as well as techniques to provide a respectful yet successful community. Contact our staff team if you are considering getting involved. Staff applications can be found on our website!If you have any questions, please feel free to ask us. Thank you so much, we hope to see you all on Utopiverse! The door to a new world awaits, come on in!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9439	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	8363	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Welcome to the brand new SlimeSMP! Survival 1.20 + new world generation <!> Player Ran Economy <!> Grief Protection <!> NEED STAFF! <!> Free Ranks <!> Custom Items <!> Semi Vanilla AND NEW THINGS ADDED EVERYDAY! If you are connecting via Bedrock Edition use the below IP’s BEDROCK IPS (PORT: 19132) ————————– b.slimesmp.org bedrock.slimesmp.org

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mines Excavated:	4694

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Farms Harvested:	386	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Secret Passages Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	8908	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!